February 25, 2008

Great Dolphin

Artificially evolved from their smaller ancestors, the domesticated Great Dolphin is the transportation of choice across the great seas of the world. Ever since the Big Melt of the 22nd century, humans have learned to use these beasts of burden to perform a multitude of underwater tasks. Their great strength and intelligence have made them prime choices for use in our world today. Riders are equipped with a breathing apparatus that is set to refill when the Great Dolphin comes to the surface to breathe (approximately every half hour).

9 comments:

Nelson Hernandez said...

this is totally implausible. Giant Dolphins?!? i hear dolphins don't even really like humans.

jehan said...

dolphins freakin LOVE humans. more than just emotionally. if you know what i mean.

John-Paul Balmet said...

I hear the Giant Dolphin is three times less angry and four times less tasty, but it has seven times more essential vitamins and minerals. Is that true?!

Oh, and you made me think of that old show SeaQuest! That dolphin creeped me out.

Andrew Harkins said...

oh man, these comments had me laughing...thanks guys...and yes, the dolphin burgers have healthy nutrients and tasty blubber fat

Januel Mercado said...

The Great Dolphin is pretty useful, but still only second to the more convenient "All-purpose Porpoise."

Leo Braz said...

So when does it turn around and CONQUER HUMANITY?

Nelson Hernandez said...

To answer your question Leo:

In the early part of the 24 century The Giant Dolphin has completely evolved and become amphibious. They've grown little arms and feet from their fins and can now handle pistols and glocks, as well as waddle. Dolpin-Gang warfare is at an all time high, and they will shoot you just as soon as greet you. These descendants of the Great Dolphin aren't fucking around and generally make their way around big cities with really messed up attitudes.

John-Paul Balmet said...

That shit's for real too. I've seen it.

And yes, I have been to the 24th century.

jehan said...

Yeah seriously, I have seen tapes from the 24th century, brought back thru the time portal by time traveller JP.

These were no ordinary.. 'tapes'..

Refer to my above post.

That's right.