March 4, 2008

Troy Bloomtree

This is the last known image of Troy Bloomtree. He is believed to be at large. He is wanted for the death and mutilation of nearly a dozen victims. Bodies are often found dressed up in costumes and posed. Tripods and cameras are often nearby. Bloomtree is obsessed with celebrity and fame, and is thought to kill his victims in hopes of using them as castmembers for his "masterpiece".

*if you resemble Troy Bloomtree (in appearance), I promise, it is an accident. If you resemble Bloomtree in any other way, I hope I never meet you!

1 comment:

jehan said...

omg JP wern't you just talkin about this like seriously, seven seconds ago. how do you do a painting in seven seconds.

this is getting ridiculous.